KFC’s Colonel Sanders Dating Sim Is Here And I Still Can’t Believe It Exists.
And it’s free! I came across the ‘I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator‘ steam page by developer ‘Psyop’ earlier this month and the first thing I thought of was “it’s a fan-made parody game”. Oh boy, was I wrong. I scrolled down the steam page and saw this: “Officially created by KFC. No, really”. I lost my freaking mind. I had to take a moment to digest that last bit. KFC actually greenlit a Colonel Sanders dating sim?! Oh my god. Of course it’s purely for marketing and notoriety, but it’s still amazing that they funded something for such a niche gaming audience (although that also means it wouldn’t have cost too much to make compared to something on a grander scale). With Wendy’s roasting people on Twitter and Arby’s making stellar cardboard artwork, KFC needed to find their…
OMG! Mega Man Zero and ZX are getting a Legacy Collection!
Please give us Battle Network and Starforce next, Capcom! Capcom has announced that the spectacular MegaMan Zero series is getting a Legacy Collection, and it’s going to include all of the Megaman Zero and ZX games! *fangirl squeal* The Megaman Zero games were my first Megaman games alongside Battle Network! Features of the Legacy Collection include: You can play using the original pixel art or filters that make it looks like smudgy watercolour (lol). Thankfully there will be a toggle option. Gallery to browse artwork from the original games. Music Player to play the game’s music to your heart’s content. Dual Screen controls that were used on the DS are returning. Casual Scenario mode to make the intense difficulty of the original games much more bearable. Save Assist feature to help you save mid-level more often. A new mode called “ZChaser” which seems to let you…
Shenmue 3 Pisses In Its Backers’ Face By Going Epic Exclusive.
This is going to end so well. So something that almost slipped by me at E3 is that Shenmue III, after many years of fans clamouring for it since Shenmue II’s positive reception, is going to be an Epic Store Exclusive on PC. Hoorah!! What? No hoorah? Oh riiight, the Epic Store is infamous in the gaming community right now, isn’t it? Not just for being a laughably featureless store launcher, but also for Epic Games deciding to use their Tencent money to smuggle as many exclusives into their pitiful excuse of a store that doesn’t even have a goddamn shopping cart. But honestly, I’m actually surprised by this development. I really didn’t think that Deep Silver (the publisher) and Ys Net (the developer) had the bloody audacity to put Shenmue III as an Epic Store exclusive, knowing full that this has been a game that…
[Review] Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles.
I’m sorry, it just misses the mark one too many times.
I apologise to the developers if my review came off a bit too harsh. It kinda pains me to write this review because Yonder: The Clouder Catcher Chronicles is one game I really didn’t want to say anything bad about.